Saturday, December 30, 2006

No sleep for now, I suppose

Turner is broadcasting as of right now, playing some low-quality song; I'll try and stay up as long as possible in order to try and catch what he's going to say, and will log it here in the form of edits and summaries. I say summaries, since I'm not entirely sure about my dictation skills.

Edit: Turner reiterates his server issues. 100mbps has eased, apparently to 60-70mbps. Turner assures that Anonymous will not delete him off the Internets. He pledges to really offend Anonymous. Starts playing a vaguely-country song about Nigras and handouts.

Edit: Another anti-Nigra country song. Sounds like the same singer. Maybe he plans to play out the entire album?

Edit: He's playing a parody song. Sounds like that song from The Big Lebowski when the Dude gets his car back. All I remember from that part is the Dude pounding on his car's roof in tune with the song. Another song, this time a parody of "Imagine." Sounds like Sylvester Stallone or a Brooklynite singing.

Also, how is this supposed to garner support? It's too goddamn hilarious to act as support for anything.

Moar songs. I'll pause updating until he actually starts talking instead of trying to "insult and offend" Anonymous. He's completely missing the point of Anonymous' attacks, thinking it's about race.

Edit: Talking about Jews now. "A Jew is a Jew is a filthy rat Jew." I'm assuming this is either an attempt at a song or insulting somebody. Parody advertisement for the "PNL." You figure out what that means.

Edit: He's playing recorded calls to the Gay and Lesbian Channel, obviously crank calls. Hypocrisy much? After being asked if he was gay, the caller responds "my sexuality has absolutely no bearing on this."

Edit: Advocation of his agenda. Resumes songs.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

somebody better rip it.

2:11 PM  
Blogger BFAnon said...

Don't have the software myself to record it, which is why I'm just summarizing the show via text here.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gay network harassment? And he talks about our prank calls? CONTRADICTION, MIRITE?

2:27 PM  
Blogger BFAnon said...

Somebody better be recording this as evidence for supporting harassment, especially if he tries to pull that argument against Anonymous.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seconded, Machin.

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy shit record it nao!
http://www.stationripper.com/download.htm

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

guys, these are the golden minutes of the legion

2:41 PM  
Blogger BFAnon said...

Little late for the stationripper program, but I'll try to put it to good use in the future, thanks.

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i posted the link as soon as the show started (when he wasn't sayin anything) so hopefully someone grabbed the entire show.

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The call to the Gay and Lesbian channel was from Ned, of Bubba the Love Sponge fame. It was hilarious, and completely missed the point.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The country-esque songs were probably by Johnny Rebel, who wrote segregationist music during the 60s.

THE MORE YOU KNOW!

6:54 AM  

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